Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He
marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You’ll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You’ll be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have
to satisfy her sexual urges.  You’ll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.  The salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well . . . you started it.”